Momento Mori

incendiarism:

thisblogisabout:

agitatedassassin:

henthailand:

do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing

Step aside, Iceland.
Wales win this round.

And then there’s New Zealand.

And that’s not even the full name.

"cape kidnappers"

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

criedwolves:

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls

blackwithmoreblack:

scrapes:

flaccidtrip:

20000deaths:

lavenderoilgirl:

have you ever wanted to see a bath bomb in a toilet? here u go

northern lights is my favorite bath bomb and it looks even better in a toilet

What the fuck is wrong with yall

white people be plopping $40 bath bombs in the turlet

when people ask me what the aesthetic movement is im showing them this

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

redridinghoodandthesourwolf:

ibeggedformercytwice:

a-whole-new-level-of-freak:

supernaturalfan1:

assckles:

I AM

NOT

OKAY

OMFG.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POINT THIS OUT

The ultimate hand me down.

Covering things, saving shoulders.

The family shirt.

dutchbag:

babyslime:

cyprith:

basedgaben:

garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

jeremykaye:

Should’ve gone with the cloak of intelligence brah.